47+ Reasons to Vote For Tim Walz

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1. Tim Walz believes women can protect themselves.

2. Tim Walz thinks Puerto Rico is a cool place.

3. Tim Walz can open the door of a truck without help.

4. Tim Walz can use a mic without help.

5. Tim Walz believes people have more in common than in opposition.

6. Tim Walz knows how to stop ActBlue from giving every candidate your phone number.

7. Tim Walz would never cast Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher.

8. Tim Walz was Lee Child’s first choice to play Jack Reacher.

9. Tim Walz knows the word “covfefe” doesn’t exist.

10. Tim Walz knows how to add a HP printer to a wireless network.

11. Tim Walz considers Tony Fauci a hero.

12. Susan Kare asked Tim Walz what a trash can should look like.

13. Tim Walz made a floppy disk controller called the Integrated Walz Machine.

14. Tim Walz’s text messages are all blue.

15. Tim Walz was smart enough to check with Taylor Lorenz about the impact of a TikTok ban.

    

16. Tim Walz can find Waldo.

17. Tim Walz doesn’t own any crypto.

18. Twice a year Tim used to come to your house to set the VCR clock. (Credit: Marcos Bravo)

19. Tim Walz doesn’t need 10,000 hours of practice to make good decisions in a blink.

20. Tim Walz knows where all your GFI outlets are.

21. When Angela Duckworth feels like giving up, she calls Tim Walz.

22. Tim Walz knows the difference between en dashes and em dashes.

23. Tim Walz doesn’t need to be towed in at Nazaré.

24. Daniel Kahneman used to ask Tim Walz how to make a decision.

25. Tim Walz knows the difference between Kiyosaki and Kawasaki.

26. Tim Walz’s favorite conference is SXSW EDU.

27. Tim Walz reads Margaret Atwood’s books.

28. When Carol Dweck feels stuck, she reaches out to Tim Walz.

29. Tim Walz knows how to make Messages sync across all his devices.

30. Tim Walz can find the RSS feed. (credit: Dave Winer)

31. Tim Walz can back up a truck hitched to a trailer.

32. When Stephen Wolfram wanted to integrate LLM technology into the Wolfram Language he asked Tim Walz what to do.

33. Tim Walz doesn’t order an entree when sitting at a sushi bar.

    

34. Tim Walz knows better than to criticize anyone’s military record if you’re a draft dodger.

35. Tim Walz calls San Francisco “the City.”

36. Tim Walz knows that Steve’s last name rhymes with “robs.”

37. Tim Walz uses styles in Microsoft Word.

38. Tim Walz sets the aperture, ISO, and shutter speed manually.

39. Tim Walz back checks when he plays wing.

40. Tim Walz landed an ollie the first time he tried.

41. Tim Walz’s surfboard has a glassed-in fin.

42. Tim Walz knows “prompt” is a noun, not an adjective.

43. Tim Walz knows how to duck dive a longboard.

44. Tim Walz taught Gabriel Alon how to restore paintings.

45. Tim Walz can sort his Gmail inbox by sender.

46. Tim Walz interviewed for Global Entry when he landed.

47. Tim Walz uses a Neumann mic.

48. Tim Walz banned bottled water in his house.

49. When Neil deGrasse Tyson can’t figure something out, he asks Tim Walz.

50. Tim Walz took out all the incandescent lights in his house.

51. Tim Walz has a Weber and a Big, Green Egg.

52. If Tim Walz buys a 911, he will get an air-cooled model.

53. Tim Walz knows that a tri-tip has grains that go in two different directions.

54. Tim Walz knows buying tomahawk steaks is a waste of money and buys ribeyes.

55. Tim Walz knows you have to remove the caps before you insert an optical audio cable.

    

56. Tim Walz knows the second most valuable offensive player is the left tackle.

57. Tim Walz is going to buy Gwen Walz a blue Tacoma.

58. Tim Walz thinks that Spam is a delicacy.

59. Tim Walz knows lutefisk isn’t sashimi.

60. Even Mike Rowe is going to vote for Tim Walz.

61. At the end of his speeches, Tim Walz says, “One more thing...”

62. Tim Walz knows there’s no such thing as a no-strings-attached ride to New Zealand on a private jet.

63. Tim Walz knows the default IP address and password for Netgear routers.

64. Tim Walz measures the water for cooking rice by filling it to the first knuckle.

65. Tim Walz buys his poke at Foodland.

66. Tim Walz knows how to find the hidden cameras in a vacation house.

67. Tim Walz can replace an AirTag battery. One-handed.

68. Tim Walz taught Martha Stewart how to remove garlic skins.

69. Tim Walz introduced Martha Stewart to Snoop Dog.

70. Tim Walz knows how to season a Lodge frying pan.

71. Tim Walz knows how to use a tie wrap to get hair out of the shower drain.

72. Tim Walz insists you borrow both the torx 20 and 25 bits just in case.

73. Tim Walz lets you use his Peacock account to watch the Olympics.

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